i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
when u hungry but ur food 2 hot
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
mom: i love you (:
me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
ring around the rosie
pocket full of
this is still my favorite tweet of all time
My sister hasn’t been seen or heard from for over 12 hours. Although this is a common thing we are all very worried because a lot of people have been going missing after warped tour and she had gone alone, with only enough money to get her there and back. Last time I talked to her she was going to go see bayside. If you know ANYTHING of her where abouts please text me 6304532245 and PLEASE share this around The photo above was the outfit she wore to warped tour. Black hair She’s around 5’5 and has a large tattoo of hands on her right thigh. #bringrachelhome
Master of karate and natural elements
coming out to my parents as a cheetah girl